A self-centred womaniser's easy-going life comes to an abrupt halt when he is attacked. Waking up in hospital, he finds he has been castrated. A further shock is in store when he finds himself on the receiving end of a paternity suit from a woman he cannot remember. Comedy, with Patrick Wilson, Judy Greer, Chloe Sevigny and Malcolm McDowell.

A young heiress must choose between six uncles, one of which is up to no good and out to harm the girl's beloved bodyguard who practically raised her.