A couple buy a teapot for an antiques shop, only to find it magically produces money any time either of them is in physical pain. The more they suffer, the more cash is produced, but solving their financial problems leads them to increasingly self-destructive acts. Fantasy comedy, with Juno Temple and Michael Angarano.

When a couple discovers that a brass teapot makes them money whenever they hurt themselves, they must come to terms with how far they are willing to go.