Shaolin monks are forced to take menial jobs to earn enough for a few crusts - but look set to hit the big-time when a football coach realises their high-kicking skills will come in mighty handy on the pitch. If they are to win fame and fortune, they must defeat a team of nefarious, steroid-popping super-players. Martial arts comedy, directed by and starring Stephen Chow. With Ng Man Tat and Patrick Tse. In Cantonese and Mandarin.

A young Shaolin follower reunites with his discouraged brothers to form a soccer team using their martial art skills to their advantage.